Chat reblogged from Did it for the lulz with 165,260 notes
if i ever had a daughter
- me: what are you doing there on your computer?
- daughter: um, nothing.
- me: is that a Tumblr blog?
- daughter: yeah
- me: OH MY GOD CAN I SEE IT?
- daughter: what? NOOOOOO, no no nonono. it's nothing interesting, just stuff about that show i like.
- me: WHO ARE YOUR OTPS?
- daughter: wait, how do you know abou-
- me: DO YOU WRITE FANFICTION?
- daughter:
- me: DO YOU DRAW FANART?
- daughter:
- me: ARE YOU INTERNET FAMOUS?
- daughter:
- me:
- daughter: well, i only have a few thousand followe-
- me: OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
- daughter:
- me:
- daughter:
- me:
- daughter:
- me:
- daughter:
- me: promo 4 promo?
Source: thormy
Photo reblogged from The perks of being me with 5,496 notes
Wanna gain up to 500+ followers overnight? Click HERE and click YES!!!
Source: diary-of-inspiration
Photo reblogged from basic bitch scroll over for descriprion with 5,344 notes
idk how many times i’ve reblogged this.
Source: mitofobica
Post reblogged from breathing's boring with 64 notes
I will be your friend if you’re gay, I will be your friend if you’re bi, I will be your friend if you’re straight, I will be your friend if you’re White, I will be your friend if you’re Asian, I will be your friend if you’re Black, I will be your friend if you’re Mixed Race, I will be your friend if you’re Atheist, I will be your friend if you’re Muslim, I will be your friend if you’re Christian. But I will not be your friend if you wear crocs.
Source: 247hungry
Post reblogged from Pussy Liquor with 64,482 notes
READ THIS. Reblog this if I can message you and be your socially awkward best friend. & Also ask you questions, so I can get to know my new best friend.<3
Post reblogged from Pussy Liquor with 63 notes
I would like to lose weight the same way I lose people.
Source: a-piece-of-shitt
Chat reblogged from but then the white girl nation attacked with 200,868 notes
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
Source: agirlnamedally
Post reblogged from ROFLMAOexceptnotreally with 25,518 notes
When Adele is sad, she writes a double platinum album and wins 6 grammies.
When I’m sad, I eat a pint of ice cream and gain 6 pounds.
Source: beben-eleben
Chat reblogged from Conlapsus sum with 190,192 notes
- pretty girl: i'd rather be called beautiful then hot
- me: i'll take what i can get
Source: kellygang
Video reblogged from Anything Could Happen with 178,411 notes
IM SO EXCITED I’M GONNA DIE!
Source: justaskinnyboy.com
Chat reblogged from ROFLMAOexceptnotreally with 133,768 notes
my relationship with my followers
- me: ask me something?
- followers:
- me:
- followers:
- me: ok. i will reblog some photos.
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